Title: Snake Eyes
Author: niloo88
Characters: Zlatan Ibrahimovic/ Dani Alves, Pep Guardiola
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not true, and no offense intended to the eyes. I think they are beautiful.
Note: These are the objects of interest (although they get more intense in an actual free kick situation).

( Are you afraid of them? )

Title: Getting to Know You
Author: stickmarionette
Pairing/Character: Zlatan Ibrahimovic/Leo Messi, hints of Andres Iniesta/Pep Guardiola
Rating: G
Summary: Leo tries to get used to change.
Notes: two connected 100-word drabbles. The second one is a bit less gen than the first.

( Leo doesn't like change. )

Title: Two Against One
Author: hoppipolla
Team of Choice: ACF Fiorentina
Prompt: enemy
Pairing (if needed): Zlatan Ibrahimovic/Paolo Maldini/Sandro Nesta
Rating: PG

P.S. sorry about the last one, I fail.

( Read more... )

Title: The Battle Of The Noses
Author: cheryl_bites
Team of Choice: Timisoara
Prompt: Enemy
Pairing: Zlatan Ibrahimovic/Riccardo Montolivo
Rating: G

While reading the Fiorentina spam I noticed that Monty has a pretty good beak himself. (For Angua. This is sort of silly; if you want real pronz, ask and I shall deliver.)

( Read more... )

Title: Rumbled
Author: cheryl_bites
Team of Choice: Poli Timisoara
Prompt: Nose/knows
Characters: Everyone in Inter
Rating: G

(Yes, it really happened, although Zlatan wasn’t involved. For proof, see http://www.isoen.org/.)

( Read more... )

Title: English Lessons
Author: cheryl_bites
Team of Choice: Workington
Prompt: Mouth
Pairing: Bobby Robson/José Mourinho
Rating: PG for transvestism?

( Read more... )

“You’re not really that tall,” Zlatan mused.

“6’1 is short?”

“Never said you were short just that you aren’t as tall as I am.”

“Point?” Alessandro was curious.

“I’m several inches taller so how come you can look down your nose at me?”

“When do I do that?”

“On the field,” Zlatan sounded decidedly put out, “the prince of Rome ( Read more... )

Title: Height Differences
Author: hoppipolla
Team of Choice: ACF Fiorentina
Prompt: Down
Pairing (if needed): Zlatan Ibrahimovic/Dejan Stankovic
Rating: R

( zlatan being smug )

Title: Obligation
Author: great_whatsit
Team of Choice: OGC Nice
Prompt: Need
Characters: Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Jose Mourinho
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Lies.

( Obligation )

Title: Valiant
Author: hoppipolla
Team of Choice: ACF Fiorentina
Prompt: need
Pairing (if needed): Alessandro Nesta/Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Rating: R

( drabble 1 )